I receive regular emails from people asking how they can order the action figures. Some of them are rather annoyed that I forgot to include this basic information on the website. Mmm, well I'm sorry to those people, but I thought the reason was pretty obvious, and if you look on the Frequently Asked Questions page you'll find this:

Q: Please can you send me an action figure?
A: I'm sorry, the action figures exist only as binary bits and bobs in cyberspace.

I also get requests from journalists who seem to be aware of the unreal status of the figures, but ask for different "photographs" of the figures. Er, hello?

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